The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack They say Flamingos are the

They say Flamingos are the international sign for swingers

4) getting "Island in the Sun" stuck in your head

married twice

Those in a committed relationship should consult their partner before purchasing such sick nasty shades

and overpriced cheeseburgers and get ready to love every single second of it

The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack They say Flamingos are theIntroducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a metric ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids