Why Do My Balls Itch T-Shirt Size:2XL nobody commits to terrible apparel

nobody commits to terrible apparel quite like The Real Spencer

In the quiet rituals of a morning

• 2am snack runs in your mom's minivan

The "Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Rabbit" 11oz mug is the perfect companion for early mornings

• backyard barbecues that start at 3 p

Why Do My Balls Itch T-Shirt Size:2XL nobody commits to terrible apparelThe Why Do My Balls Itch? t shirt feels less like clothing and more like a public access television meltdown that somehow got approved for mass production. Inspired by the deeply uncomfortable, low budget chaos of early 2000s absurdist comedy, this shirt captures the exact energy of a man standing motionless under fluorescent lighting asking a deeply personal question nobody wanted answered. Its awkward. Its loud. Its stupid in a very specific