Ben Richards - Butcher of Bakersfield - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL everything else really is cream

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Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal

Bold white uppercase serif text below reads "URBAN ACHIEVER

Inspired by A Christmas Carol

Nutcrackers spent centuries on mantels before someone finally gave them the introduction they deserved

Ben Richards - Butcher of Bakersfield - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL everything else really is creamFraming a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency. Killian's propaganda department deserved a raise for turning one helicopter pilot into America's favorite boogeyman. Inspired by The Running Man. The Details: Distressed typewriter style white text reads "WANTED : BEN RICHARDS" and "CALL THE TIP LINE AT" above "1. 877. RUNNING," with a small yellow helicopter silhouette nearby.