Smoke Salmon Not Meth - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed mustard-yellow sign shape topped

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Barrel-shaped red and cream border with curved red script reading "Roller Skating" at the top and "A BARREL O' FUN" in red block letters below

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Smoke Salmon Not Meth - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed mustard-yellow sign shape toppedSalmon on a grill is the only acceptable reason to tell someone you've been smoking all weekend. The fact that clarification is even necessary tells you everything about the county you grew up in. The Details: Gray smoke clouds billow above an orange brown salmon fillet with visible grain lines, resting on diagonal grill grates rendered in a distressed white ink. Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT