Christmas Cocktails - Unisex T-Shirt Surf Large cyan retro outline text

Large cyan retro outline text reads "PILOTS" above white text reading "GEORGIA STATE LEAGUE" and "STATESBORO

mouth open mid-scream

Vintage hand-drawn illustration of Santa Claus seated on a chimney

Black hand-lettered script reads "Picwood" with a red starburst accent

Inspired by Good Will Hunting

Christmas Cocktails - Unisex T-Shirt Surf Large cyan retro outline textCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,