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In Dog Beers I've Only Had One - Long Sleeve T-Shirt thehits " A blue rectangular bannerDog beers convert at a seven to one ratio, which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built in alibi. That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS," above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black. Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold, vintage worn style.