Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "LAKE POTOWOTOMINIMAC

Jack Dempsey's Broadway Restaurant opened in the 1930s between 49th and 50th Streets in Manhattan

" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender-purple and golden-yellow halves

Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it

Stacked golden-yellow text reads "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE" beside the mascot

Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Arched distressed white text readsCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,