Beaver Liquor - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL so putting a beer in

so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade

Clown from In Living Color

with golden-yellow text below reading "Est

Distressed cream serif text reads "ALEXANDRIA

standing behind a massive steak platter

Beaver Liquor - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL so putting a beer inBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text