Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt bod1 A vintage travel poster illustration

A vintage travel poster illustration depicts layered desert mesas and rock formations in rust

Below the illustration

with italic script reading "Fort Wayne" and "Indiana" below

Naming the dancers after himself is exactly the kind of move a guy who counts blueberries per muffin would consider branding genius

Distressed white text in a dripping slasher-style font reads "CEREAL KILLER" across two lines

Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt bod1 A vintage travel poster illustrationSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text