United Citizen Federation - Unisex T-Shirt muncie Bold crimson block-letter text reads

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

the pure contact hitting Rod Carew / Tony Gwynn style master slap hitter

Spaced white text reads "PRESIDENT" above large white serif letters reading "RONALD RAGIN'

Greek Games rigged by jock fraternities only work until Lambda Lambda Lambda shows up with belching contests and violin solos

Salem's most famous social club had a 100% mortality rate

United Citizen Federation - Unisex T-Shirt muncie Bold crimson block-letter text readsCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads