Aloha Beaches v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt rr_track_fletch Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top

Everyone who objects has to say it out loud first

and their reward is becoming the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America

Red and blue blocky serif text reads "9604 EAST WHITTIER BOULEVARD" and "PICO RIVERA

White cursive script reads "Donny" at the bottom

Aloha Beaches v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt rr_track_fletch Arched distressed white serif textAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."