Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt brands Fifty-five years of service and

Fifty-five years of service and the joke still lands exactly where you think it does

Janitors solving Fields Medal problems is exactly the kind of career pivot that makes Harvard tenure look like a participation trophy

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Heating up the ice cubes is just science

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Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt brands Fifty-five years of service andTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads